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Are These Dads Lazy Or Brilliant?
Remote Dad
Dads are some of the best innovators in the world… Especially when they don’t want to do any work! This dad certainly found a brilliant way to pull his kids around. At least, it’s genius until his battery runs out. Then he’ll be stuck pulling the wagon and carrying the car!
The Future Of Baseball
Will major leaguers use this innovation in the future instead of going through a bucket of baseballs? It’s possible! Regardless, this may be the most brilliant dadvention ever!
Free Transportation!
If you’re going to pay $300 for your kid’s motorized car, why not take advantage of it? This dad certainly capitalized on his investment. There’s no possible way this could go wrong…
Self-Serve
If only lazy dads were elected to public office, maybe things would get done! This genius dad eliminated hours of work with his self-serve feeding station!
Airport Taxi Service
This is how you properly dad. Not only is he giving his daughter a thrilling ride, but the two also match! On top of that, this dad is able to travel the airport way more efficiently!
Free Back Massage?
A free back massage, hours of entertainment, and quality time with the kids? This is a win-win-win! As President Trump would say, this dad is winning bigly!
Lazy Afternoon
Does your kid want to be pushed on the swing? Would you rather relax and have a beer in the shade? This dad has found the perfect solution for you! Introducing: swing on a string!
Christmas Tree Hack
When you ask a dad to get an unconventional tree that doesn’t need decoration… Needless to say, he delivered!
Semi-Formal Attire
When you tell your dad that the wedding will be semi-formal, and he delivers in spectacular fashion! If this isn’t semi-formal, what is?
Cleaning Efficiency
Need to clean your yard sale purchase before giving it to the kids? This dad decided that he didn’t want to hand wash all of the balls, and his solution is pretty spectacular!
Hoverdad
When laziness is the mother of invention! This dad has clearly mastered the art of relaxation. A Hoverboard, a cup of coffee, and only one hand needed to steer the baby. Clearly, there’s no chance that something bad could happen…
Folding Laundry
He does have a point! Fitted sheets are the enemy of any laundry folder, so this dad decided to take the easy way out. We really can’t blame him!
Driving Instructor
Along with their other duties, dads are often driving instructors. This dad created a brilliant system for keeping his student under the speed limit. Should all drivers-ed cars be equipped with this innovation?
The Human Swing
When you’re too lazy to take your kid to the park, but you’d rather stand on two wobbly chairs? Yeah, this one seems set to win a Darwin Award after things go wrong.
Kitchen Inventions
After this husband was asked to hand whip some heavy whipping cream, his wife heard strange noises coming from the kitchen… She walked in to find a brilliant invention!
Uh Oh…
Hopefully this didn’t actually happen, but if it did, we may have a new worst dad of the year! As the saying goes, there is a fine line between insanity and genius.
Hungry Dad
When it takes 3 hours of holding your daughter until she falls asleep, can we really blame this dad for getting hungry? Sure, it borders on irresponsible, but in this case, it’s forgivable.
Russian Dad
While this isn’t a bad idea, we’d like to point out a couple of design flaws. First of all, a baby does not have enough flat surface to be a mouse pad. Second, this only works if you like a mouse pad that squirms a lot.
Meal Prep
When his wife asked him to put some spaghetti on the stove before she got home from work, this clever dad took the message literally! When making requests of dads, details matter!
Dad Of The Year!
Most dads have to decide between quality time with the kid and playing video games. This dad broke through this dichotomy and picked both! Mind blown!
Worst Dad Ever
Without much question, this is the laziest and least sanitary dad on this list. He made the mistake of dropping ketchup on his child, but then, instead of fixing it, he perpetuated the mistake by licking it off… There are no words for this…
Gamer Dad
We doubt that he was able to win, but kudos to this dad for finding a way to take care of his kid while doing what he loves. Good job! Good effort!
B+ Transportation Dad
This dad thought ahead enough to rig his baby’s wagon to his little girls’ car, but his genius ended there. He didn’t find a way to rig a ride for himself, so we’re going to give this a B+.
Multitasking At Its Finest
Relaxing, watching the game, and feeding the baby may be tough to do all at once, but this superdad accomplished it all at the same time! This is dadding at its finest!
